It's me! It's me!
When I was a baby I was nicknamed "Punk Rock Baby" because, well, it's obvious right? I think while pregnant my mom was exposed to too much 80’s rock music, and my hair took note. Sideways, straight up and down, and just about everywhere, my hair was quick to gain quite a reputation. Whenever a kid would spot me and my mom out in public they'd point and shout "Punk Rock Baby!" much to my mother's delight.
As an assignment for school, I have to write about a story from my infancy and so, I chose my hair. With hair this bad ass how could I not? God, I was so hip to the latest fashion trends. Sadly, I don't know if I've ever been since? Guess my fashion career peaked early.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Back to Blogging
Or so I'm going to try. I'm optimistic, but don't be surprised if i disappear again tomorrow in a couple weeks. Natalie told me I should blog again. And when she was little she threw a butter knife at my head because I wouldn't butter her bagel (or something? I know I totally got that wrong didn't I Nat or Whit?) so, I'm not going to NOT take her advice. You wouldn't either.
I'm going to a wedding next Sat and I bought my dress today. I described this dress in FULL detail to my mother before I realized I could just, I dunno, pull it out of my closet and show it to her? It's purple and satin and...I'm describing it again...when Ta-Da! I have a picture:
I like the dress, but I'm not used to seeing my legs (because I ALWAYS wear pants) so I'm unsure if it's too short or not. Also, my legs are extremely white. See-through white. It's hard to tell from this picture, but they are actually whiter than the rest of my body. Strange but true.
What do I do about this? I could try and lay out in the November sun, it's actually STILL FREAKING HOT around here, but let's face it, I do NOT tan. Sun Shine actually laughs at my skin when it sees it, and if my skin stays out long enough, it makes the Sun Shine angry and so the Sun Shine slaps it around a bit until my skin is a most flattering shade of OUCH. Do I fake tan it? Spray tan it? Work a pair of tan pantyhose Hooters Girl style all night? Or just embrace the lovely glow of my porcelain see-through skin?
Decisions people. Very. Serious. Decisions.
I'm going to a wedding next Sat and I bought my dress today. I described this dress in FULL detail to my mother before I realized I could just, I dunno, pull it out of my closet and show it to her? It's purple and satin and...I'm describing it again...when Ta-Da! I have a picture:
I like the dress, but I'm not used to seeing my legs (because I ALWAYS wear pants) so I'm unsure if it's too short or not. Also, my legs are extremely white. See-through white. It's hard to tell from this picture, but they are actually whiter than the rest of my body. Strange but true.
What do I do about this? I could try and lay out in the November sun, it's actually STILL FREAKING HOT around here, but let's face it, I do NOT tan. Sun Shine actually laughs at my skin when it sees it, and if my skin stays out long enough, it makes the Sun Shine angry and so the Sun Shine slaps it around a bit until my skin is a most flattering shade of OUCH. Do I fake tan it? Spray tan it? Work a pair of tan pantyhose Hooters Girl style all night? Or just embrace the lovely glow of my porcelain see-through skin?
Decisions people. Very. Serious. Decisions.
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