If you are one of the many who ask their children this from time to time, you can have now peace of mind thanks to new do-it-yourself paternity tests. These handy dandy little kits are now in over 4,300 stores in 30 states across the nation. And best of all, for only 19.99$ they can be yours... YOU SKANK. No, I'm just jokin' with ya.... skanky pants! Seriously though, the demand for this is so high you can now find it next to the cough syrup at Walgreens? What a shame, but more importantly, how embarrassing! It would be bad enough having to hand the cashier some kind of de-funking cream, super maximum strength tampons, or even a pregnancy test, but now this?!Can I get a price check on a home paternity test, I repeat, a HOME PATERNITY TEST, yes, isle five, for the girl in the hat and dark sunglasses? Thanks.
Look's like Maury Povich might be out of work for a while, damn.
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