OH man, it's been a day. What kind of day?
Well, let's see, the chaos of work has left my mind so bizerkaroid, that I left a stupid comment to Whitney's sister Natalie (Hi Nat!) on MySpace and I misused the phrase "stink eye" by typing "stinkY eye" and when I went back and re-read my comment, I almost peed my bed laughing. I need help.
It's a hard life when you work with The Crack Heads. A patient found a syringe in the parking lot today and handed it to me, and without fully thinking I grabbed the very bottom edge of it with my index finger and thumb. I placed it on the counter so I could grab something to throw it away, but before I could, the pharmacist (standing in for my regular boss) told me to wash my hands as if I'd just touched The Aids. And then after I was done washing my hands as if I'd just touched The Aids, to re-wash them. And then maybe one more time because "we love you".
So that had to have been one of the highlights of working at a pharmacy, that and maybe finding random beer bottles in our trash and a pair of unclaimed boxers in the parking lot....yay. Now my right hand is tingling and even though I touched the syringe with my left hand I'm starting to get a little freaked out thinking I caught some kind of gonoherpisyphilrhea.
Aren't you just soooo jealous you don't get to work with The Crack Heads, The Meth Heads, and all the other fun loving drug addicts I get to on a daily basis?
Well don't be, jealousy is bad for the complexion.
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I have a friend who just did her pharmacy training with CVS. I'm jealous that she gets that little stick to count the pills.
Hope you don't have the Herp.
Ha, yeah that stick is fun. The pharmacist and I usually fight over who get to use the long one. Longer ones just work better....that doesn't sound right.
Hey there - Here is the link again for the 20sb awards. You have to link to your profile and then you can answer the questions. My category is on the last page. You will be prompted to keep clicking in the pages and then at the end "submit" your entry.
Hope this helps! E-mail me if you have any other problems, I appreciate your vote!
http://pro20.sgizmo.com/survey.php?SURVEY=U3PQARQ8P0MXHXN1GSND854OER047C-94298-20452738&pswsgt=1231603761¬ice=DO_NOT_DISTRIBUTE_THIS_LINK
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