Thursday, January 29, 2009

See you in Hell bitches!!

So remember how I hate all the Lowest Forms of Life that come into my work on a semi-daily basis?

Well I will be free of some of them for quite some time, about a mandatory 15 years or so to be specific.

Because they are going to prison.

And, oh, how this makes me smile! And laugh! HHHahahahHaha!

"After a three-month investigation, the County Sheriffs Office has arrested 13 people in connection with illegal distribution and sale of prescription drugs."

I'm leaving out the specifics here, but basically out of the 13 mug shots from the article, I recognized about half of them as regulars at our pharmacy. They are the ones I complain about, the ones that lie to you, steal from you, and make you wait late because they need their "medicine". I do not consider what they are prescribed "medicine". Medicine is something like bubble gum flavored cough syrup, or heart medication, or even something for ED (by the way, I had a guy come in last week and buy ONE Viagra, then he asked for a cup of water because "Oh heck, I'm going to her house straight from here!.....EW!), but oxycodone? Not "medicine", that's way too innocent a word for it.

I'm glad they were caught, and I'm glad they're getting a mandatory 15 year sentence, but it still makes me die a little inside to know that I work at one of the pharmacies that unknowingly supplied the pills for their little "organization".

An "organization" that was selling these pills to kids in high school.

Yuck.

Enough with all the pharmacy talk. I'm done with pharmacy talk....for at least a week. Hmm..what else can I report on?

How about:

In other news, the shirt I'm wearing smells like a hamster's cage.

My smelly shirt is much more interesting and worth more time and thought than are the "dope heads" (as the pharmacist calls them) and their wasted lives.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did we go to HS with any of them? Natalie forwarded me a link about a drug bust and someone from Flagler that we knew was the ringleader!
Sidenote - super excited about tonight :D

Anonymous said...

Seriously! People are so stupid. We had a 5th grader (I teach) who has been out for over a week. His mom "claimed" he had mono. Today he came in with a doctor's note written out to a different kid. That kid's name was crossed off and his mom had written HIS name on it. WTF???? Does she really think we're THAT stupid? Answer: Yes.

You should send your coworkers crappy cards in prison.

Enjoy your spagettios!