Being a lazy ass, lazy, lazy, lazy piece of poo.

That's me! Just waking up from a nap on one of the most beautiful, most glorious days of the year! Napping inside where the beautiful sunshine can't reach me! And wait, it gets better! I wasn't even tired, just bored and unmotivated! Go-Jamie Go-Jamie GO!

I don't know why it's always been in me to procrastinate like there's no tomorrow, or rather, that there are a million tomorrows all better suited for completing the task at hand than today. Today always seems like the worst day to get things accomplished. Things just come up, like...I get hungry, or that show is on TV, or it's raining outside and everyone knows you cannot accomplish a thing when it's raining! or it's sunny outside and everyone knows when there's a nice sunny day you must take advantage of it(by taking a nap inside)! See, it's one very tricky nasty cycle, so it's really? not even my fault.

It just amazed me there is no such pill for this. Someone make a pill for this!

So in other news....I'm going to be a student again! But this time I'm hoping to actually enjoy my classes and do stuff like show up to them and pass them! There's a program here at our local college for an Occupational Therapy Assistant, and even though the program only takes 24 students a year, and it's first come first serve, and I have to take pre-reqs over the summer, I'm pretty optimistic I'll get in. Which makes me reallllly excited. I'm just a liiiiiitle concerned about money though. The schedule I have for my summer classes is less than ideal, so I'm thinking the only job I can fit in with it is one of a Stripper, and we all know I have a strong aversion to sparkly shiny platform high heels...so...that's rules that out. I could continue to work at the pharmacy, as long as he agrees to work with my whacked-out schedule, but I don't think the money would be worth the time. And the thought of no longer working there, not working there at all, makes me pretty gitty inside, so I think it's time to move on.

Anyways I'm really excited about the future job of an COTA. SUPER excited. I think I'll really enjoy it and it will suit me well, and not leave me having anxiety attacks during the day and nightmares about being robbed during the night. I'll actually be helping people who need help, and hopefully actually making a difference in their lives. I'm sick of the pharmacy and the politics and the drugs and the danger and the drug addicts. Time to get out yo! Time to GO!

And I guess it's time for me to GO back to trying to motivate myself to...um...crawl out of bed? Shower? Maaaaybe cook some dinner?

I'm not gonna push myself.