Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Memory Box

Home and bored and locked inside from the cold, will often lead one to wander... I do this from time to time, in those few minutes when my attention isn't focused on the mesmerizing gleam of my computer screen (Facebook). I don't know why, but I rarely watch TV alone, maybe I feel guilty about it or something but reason or not, I hardly do it. So I wander instead, aimlessly around the house until something gains my attention. Tonight it was my "Memory Box". I really wish I had a better name than that-"My Memory Box" because "My Memory Box" sounds too Oprah book club-ish, but I mean, it's a box filled with memories, what else should I call it??

It's recently, in the past years, overflowed into two Memory Boxes and I fear one day you'll see me on Hoarders, clutching on to my prized possessions of movie stubs and receipts, but I feel like I have years until then, or at least a few, so...meh.

Inside my "Memory Boxes" you will find...

  • A penny that was half stuck under my kitchen island for 20 something years and was only released after we remodeled
  • The Heineken label Pete peeled from his beer and attached to my cup the first night we really hung out, the 1st Christmas Eve's Eve of the many that would follow...Franniversary What!
  • A note from Whitney from an undisclosed year, but we were obviously young (she signed it "love and stuff" how cute!)
  • Paper bag puppets I made with Rylee
  • Plane ticket to Spain
  • The beer cap from the first beer I drank as a 21yr old which I bought from a crack gas station called "Lay Lows" in Orlando before a football game
  • A Christmas present tag with a special hand written note from my Dad from 2000
  • Plane ticket to LA
  • My UCF graduation tassel
  • My original drawings and other 1st versions of my tattoo
  • A paper fortune telling folding game thingy (do those have an official name?) that Todd and Pete made in college, including such fortunes as "you will get drunk and wet the bed tonight" and my favorite, "you or your girlfriend will find a pot of gold at the end of their vagina"
  • Shelby LuLu's doggy tag
  • A rose bud from the bouquet my dad gave me for my 18th birthday
  • A magnet of The Californian Raisins sitting on a couch from my Grandma's fridge (do yourself a favor and actually click that link, TRUST)
  • A note from my mom she wrote while bored at the Doctor's office which reads like a high school homeroom note to a friend
  • A thousand birthday cards
  • A penis straw from my sister Coral's bachelorette party
Just to name a few....

I feel stupid talking about this as if I'm the first to own a Memory Box...everyone must have them...right? Or am I weird?

Aren't you happy I skipped all the "OMG I haven't blogged in ages and Wah wah wahhh I haven't really been busy but I'll just say I was because I feel a need for an excuse of non-blogging"? Me too.

6 comments:

bex said...

Totally clicked on the raisin link and it was WELL WORTH my time!

I have a memory box too, but it's called Sentimental Crap. No, really, that's what it says on the box in red Sharpie.

Death Sandwich said...

Back to blogging? very interesting coincidence, my so-called friend!...as it appears, so am I. http://deathsandwich.livejournal.com/

Natballs said...

you or your girlfriend will find a pot of gold at the end of their vagina
LMFAOROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (i tried to make it as long as i could to give the full impact)
Things like that are why I like Todd... and Pete. Although, I have never seen that side of Pete.

Anyways, remember that bulletin board at my parent's house? that's kind of my memory items. I also have random memory bags and such. I need to make a "box". It would keep them together better. That is my goal for today.

Oh, and I love how Whit signed it "love & stuff!" OKAY, GRANDMA SALLY!

Whitney said...

oh god, totally remember the love and stuff phase. I'd guess circa 1996. And yes, totally stole that from my gma.

Todd wants to see the old fortune telling game paper thingy... he thought that was really funny.

penis straws are always worth keeping :)

Squee said...

Jamie, I often forget about your blog. Only to find it when I should be cleaning my house. However I love reading them cause they always make me Laugh!! You have a "memory box" While I have a memory TRUNK!!!! Yes a trunk of random crap that I have collected over the years. Its got like five boxes of notes, b-day cards, balloons, pictures, I can go on, but Im not. I went thought it the other day and threw out 1/5 of the stuff. Mostly becuase I couldn't remember the story that goes with the item. I say keep these fun little things, get rid of them only when you cant remember the story behind it. Or when you want to use your really cool looking trunk to hold useful things in your living room!

melissalion said...

OMG You have a link to my blog in your blog roll. Thank you!

I have a picture of my house from 1967 that I found when I was remodeling. I bought it in 2007 -- your penny reminded me of that.