(who am I kidding, I've been kicked out for years now)
I watched a little of the VMAs last night, initially to catch Britney Spears, wondering if she was going to suck balls as bad as she did last year. They hyped her "performance" up so much, and she comes on stage to say two words, and that's it? Are we supposed to be thrilled that she can go on stage and make it through 30 seconds of talking without slurring her words, or using an accent, or falling asleep mid sentence?
Wow! Good Job Britney, you did it! Here's a Special Persons Award.
Few more questions from the half hour that I sat through...
Who was this guy?
WTF? The hair? The pants? Have we time traveled back to 80's hair band days?
Maybe I should know who he is, really I don't recognize anyone "famous" anymore, but the audience didn't seem to know who he was either. There's nothing worse than that awkward silence you hear after a bad joke, it makes me feel all skweemy (like that word don't ya) inside and I don't like it.
And who are these boys?
And who are these boys?
And why do I have a sudden urge to smack some puppies and watch Sesame Street? Word Of The Day today kids is LAME!!!
How did this one not get his ass kicked here? Although he does look more than a little nervous. Real life Monsters?!?! He'll never sleep again.
2 comments:
dude! Me too!!
(dude is probably a term that just shows how out of touch I am)
I didn't know why anyone was!
And watching Britney was somehow embarassing. she's so weird now.
I can barely stomach MTV anymore. It's like an alternate universe.
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