I'm freakin' sweatin' here people. Sweaty dew allllll over my forehead. Is it my mom's thermostat set to a cool 80 degrees? Or maybe it's that I'm still sick? I'm sitting here with my mouth wide open because I can't breath through my nose, which is surprising because there is a constant drip of snot falling from my nostrils. You'd think some air could find it's way in through the snot gaps.
At work I feel like a walking contradiction, shouldn't I be helping people rather than spreading disease? "Here take these pills to get better, oh but wipe that one off, I sneezed on it once... or eight times, Sorry! But wait! Don't leave, I haven't coughed in your face yet!" Maybe this is just a subconscious marketing scheme to draw more business into the pharmacy by sabotaging their health? Damn I'm smart.
On a side note-- Happy Birthday Dad.
2 comments:
Wow that sounds really hot. That or you're having a hot flash. Time for the change?
sick is not cool. That sucks. When do you get a phone back?
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