Guess what Orlando?

YOU CAN SUCK IT.

Seriously. I am so FRUSTRATED right now. And if you can't tell by my ALL CAPS WRITING, my severely twitching eyeball should clue you in. And because luck is on my side today, the mouse on this computer has apparently taken up an alliance with my eyeball, and together they have set out to destroy me, because it too has been twitching all over the place. WTF.

So what has got my panties all twisted in a bundle you ask? Oh, just that I am BROKE and in need of a JOB.....NOW. Well really, two weeks ago would be more poignant... F-that, more like two months ago. And Craigslist? You two my friend can suck a big dank one because you keep feeding me nothing but spam! NO I do NOT want to work from home and miraculously make 5000$ a week! F-YOU!!!

Whoa,
Breath.....
In....Out....

Ok. Better. I'm just stressed beyond stressed right now because everything is piling up on me: school...money...weddings...money...moving...where's my wallet?...school.... You get the point. And then, if that wasn't enough, my eyeball wants to F with me and make me feel like a schizo. Really? Who wants to be aware of their eyelid for hours on end? Um, not I, no thanks.

I just have to keep telling myself that in a few weeks, everything will be fine....school will be over(PRAISE THE LORD, THANK YA JESUS!), and I will have a job, and everything will be just how it should be; calm. And if those thoughts don't help me, I can always remind myself that I am not this guy. Because then I really would be pushed to the brink. Ka. Boom.