by Pete Grein, petegrein.tumblr.com
Ladies and Gentlemen, I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight to tell you that Jamie loves golf because it affords her the opportunity to only have to lift a pen rather than 100 tons of her sh*!
Instead of having to move all of HER stuff from A.P. to W. Field, she was on a golf course baiting old gerry's (geriatrics), like Mr. Bandy, into contributing to meals-on-wheels (for kids). Therefore, the heaviest thing she lifted all day was a pen.
While she was out there offering free wedges, we here at Jamie's Sh* and Son's Moving Co. were lifting her bed, her entertainment center, desk, 127 lb. computer chair, dresser-ish thing, earthquake proof bookshelf, mini-shelf, mirror (i'm surprised that wasn't broken BY HER FACE! ha ha ha ahhhhh!!!! jk, J-hole) and 207 poorly packed boxes, some of which had to be repacked.
Thanks, Jamie! How's yer putter?
If I had a straw, I would DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
pete
petegrein.tumblr.com
ps. I Like Your Socks...Yeah, you reading this. Yep, the ones you have on right now with the grey toes and red stripe. Yeah, they have holes; but, they are your favorites so, don't be ashamed of them. Love them like I do. Goodnight.
1 comment:
ahaha... did someone repack your boxes? lol
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